How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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