I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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