Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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