Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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