I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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