talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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