just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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