Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
not ubering you a puppy
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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