Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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