Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
40s are totally the cure
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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