69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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