So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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