Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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