We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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