Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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