and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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