apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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