I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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