i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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