So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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