Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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