your room smells of hookers.
And success
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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