are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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