Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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