So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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