"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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