dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Is it because I queefed?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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