She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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