I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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