sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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