Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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