Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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