I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He better not be in your backpack
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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