he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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