so explain again why im purple
no
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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