I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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