I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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