I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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