I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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