On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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