This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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