To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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