Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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