so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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