U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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