i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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