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(816): View more from Missouri

Are you guys doing anything tonight?

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Krysta

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(248): View more from Michigan

I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.

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(916): View more from California

This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.

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How much did you smoke??

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(443): View more from Maryland

Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.

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(310): View more from California

last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole

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(650): View more from California

I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.

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