brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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