people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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