oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
