Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
