You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just cropdusted the office
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
