no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So apparently I’m into choking now
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