I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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