youre lurking in front of me
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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